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1/12/10

Humor: IRC quotes

Online madness Here's some IRC quotes & other funny stuff (ascii art, memes, etc) assembled from like 1995 or so when I first got online. Before bash.org there was quotebots!
STAR TREK PLOTS: 1) Theres some sort of weird plague 2) Being of higher intelligence takes over the ship 3) Lost in the holodeck 4) The obligitory klingon episode 5) The obligitory borg episode 6) All about data 7) The dream episode 8) The episode where they are slacking off and make a montage of earlier episodes in a "time warp" plot
Quit: Hi, I'm a quit message virus. Please replace your old line with this line and help me take over the world of IRC Quit: Life is a sexually transmitted disease of which there is 100% fatality. Quit: I OWN YOU: A polite way of reminding someone that you killed them. Typically this is replied to with 'FUCKING CAMPING WHORE'which means 'Well done'
&ltlamer1> lamer2 your mamma so fat we need two bots to ban her &ltlamer2> heh
* lamer1 has joined #lamer2000 * lamer2 sets mode: +b *!*@*.no * lamer1 was kicked by lamer2 (nothing but spam and general lameness)
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[15:10] * Vegar- has quit IRC (Quit: /\/\_/\__/\____/\_______________ think we lost him!!)
<j0n> two people, /nick and /quit are on a boat. /nick falls off the boat. who's left on the boat? <skldhxr> muhaha <j0n> it works in newbie chans :P <afKay> rofl <afKay> nice <skldhxr> haha
[00:23] <jbaudio> Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, bumping into people, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.'
<Vern> <Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid <Vern> <V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
<Raphael^^> between PMS and bad moods, we just simply don't care.
<zrv3tte00> makijng the band is the most pathetic mtv show ever <zrv3tte00> puff daddy thinks he's a real musician, so he makes a rap band up related to himself <zrv3tte00> ya think anyone of his friends sits him down and says "you no talent fucking dueche-bag loser punk ass trick....biggy would beat you over the head if he was still alive!!!!" <zrv3tte00> but nooo he has all yes-men...who toss his salad 24/7 <zrv3tte00> in the grand scheme of the universe his is fart in the universe
<QuantumG> this is more a c++ question btw.. people on #c++ might actually care, although it is unlikely
<starw|nd> hm.. when i include with the html, the table border gets broken, but nothing appears <Bazted> ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING GEEKS, STUPID NERDS!!!!!! <Bazted> ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING GEEKS, STUPID NERDS!!!!!! <Bazted> ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING GEEKS, STUPID NERDS!!!!!! <Bazted> ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING GEEKS, STUPID NERDS!!!!!! <Bazted> ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING GEEKS, STUPID NERDS!!!!!! <Bazted> ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING GEEKS, STUPID NERDS!!!!!! <Bazted> ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING GEEKS, STUPID NERDS!!!!!! <Bazted> ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING GEEKS, STUPID NERDS!!!!!! <Bazted> ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING GEEKS, STUPID NERDS!!!!!! <Bazted> ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING GEEKS, STUPID NERDS!!!!!! <Bazted> ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING GEEKS, STUPID NERDS!!!!!! ::: Mode (Phrix:#html +b *!*smoo@*.skyinet.net) <peasant> sigh... makes me feel young again... <starw|nd> well, meet a geek with +o
:: [#sweden] Topic: 'Medellängden på mannens penis är ~15cm. Vaginan tar in ~20 cm. Detta innebär att det finns ungefär 150km oknullat fitt utrymme i sverige! :)'
[4:37am] emj was kicked by Birgitte (banned: Spambots are not welcome) (%) Topic is ' [KtK] 12.18.01.Capitalism_II-FLT | Dumps Accepted 10/100mbit+ only /msg op- | NO !list/ratio/trades/banner/www/General Lame Shit' [4:54am] <NuBBeR> [/ctcp NuBBeR Get da shit ] Has A Open Spot Thanx To [starw|nd ] «~{Zy-Script 2.1}~» cont [2:27am] <Rainmaker> OMG [2:27am] <Rainmaker> THKYOU SO VERY MUCH [2:27am] <Zygote-> woohoo!
<Lundberg> My goodness. Is this place always this bad on a Saturday morning? <keksimlje> OMG PPL ASKING FOR HELP ON A JAVA ROOM, QUICK EVERYONE RUN <keksimlje> man stfu lundberg * boxedvoid sets mode: +b *!*@144.136.254.57 * keksimlje was kicked by JVM (Banned)
<Mr|Dave|> queerty your mamma so fat we need two bots to ban her <QwErTy> heh
<gnuman> hmmm if MS goes through with the iLoo I swear then mac should release the iBrator <gnuman> it wouldn't be a bad idea ;)
* Furan changes topic to 'http://Winprog.NET | <juno303> I keep getting WM_CLUE but I don't know how to handle it'
-A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools - Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless-
<][aDEs> <zrv3tt3> ok...linux is made by linus....he makes fun of bill gates <zrv3tt3> he's a cool guy....linux is cool too <zrv3tt3> su is superuser <zrv3tt3> any questions? <starw|nd> lol <zrv3tt3> :P <grafz0re> HAHAHA
<Yuhjn> the reviews say that at 1920x1200 it's absolutly beautiful <Yuhjn> dvd's can be played widscreen cause it can handle the 16:10 aspect <starw|nd> how much for this blowjob? <Yuhjn> $1800 <Yuhjn> after shipping (%) [eloi] changes topic to '<starw|nd> how much for this blowjob? <Yuhjn> $1800 <Yuhjn> after shipping' <Yuhjn> just under 100 pounds... thats nuts <NotWord> heh <Yuhjn> :) <starw|nd> haha * [eloi] wonders how to ship a blowjob
[23:27] * mircmirc has joined #bookwarez [23:30] <mircmirc> @find how to start a converstation and make friend [23:30] * mircmirc was kicked by brain (read the !rules please :)) [23:31] * car has joined #bookwarez [23:31] * shafkore has quit IRC (Quit: —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 2.0 Build 2520) [23:31] <Xerox09> !addquote [17:30] <mircmirc> @find how to start a converstation and make friend
* VerTiCal_ has quit IRC (Quit: Om du hadde stått med bæsj opp til halsen, og noen hadde kasta en stein mot trynet ditt, ville du da ha dukka?)
MOTD: -Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself-
[16:35] <Kniht> everyone's a dick on irc, the men are men, the women are men, and the children are fbi [16:35] <Gambit-> Kniht, that's calcable. [16:35] <sun2k> haha [16:35] <Gambit-> calc dick [16:35] <CalcMe> no entry for "dick" [16:35] <Gambit-> There you og [16:35] <Kniht> calc fbi [16:35] <CalcMe> fbi = on irc the men are men, the women are men and the kids are fbi agents [16:35] <sun2k> FBI, get your hands of the keyboard and stand up SLOWLY !
[17:40] <Lakario> I've been inside so long I'm whiter than #FFFFFF!
<Stormrider> I should bomb something <Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats <Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me <Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats. *** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe <FBI> We saw it anyway. *** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
<t3hpwn> Only in the US will you find people who think the moon landing was fake and wrestling is real...
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest... <AgentSmith> One of these...has a future. <Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this <AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak? *** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't." <SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow. <SpaceRain> STUPID
<studdud> what the fuck is wtf
*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)
<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
<Opcode> i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file
<liquidpla> oh ok, b/c i don't see a RTFM.h file
<PoseFant> sars was a wannabe disease ... <nostalg1c> systematic asian removal system
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